1)
Place: Bus Stop in Front of a museum.
Time: Saturday night around 1:00 a.m.
Siting: Obviously homeless person, drunk Mexican guy, Blonde Hilton Clone, Masai Chieftan in full tribal plaid wrap with circular bone in nose, and two Korean students. Just… waiting for the bus.
2)
Place: Starbucks Brentwood
Time: Saturday around 10:00a.m.
Siting: Val Kilmer and 13 year old son Jack. Just ordering.
3)
Place: Office Lobby near DSW Shoes
Time: 2:30 pm
Siting: The best 20 foot square painting by Laddie John Dill ever, that no one ever really sees much, since it’s just on their way to work.
4)
Place: Beverly Hills at Wilshire
Time: 7:30p.m. on a Friday
Siting: Opening on the sidewalk amid flashes and paparazzi of The Posh Puppy pet store, sporting an enormous photo in the window of a maltese wearing a rhinestone crown.
5)
Place: Ethiopian Restaurant
Time: 12:30pm on a Wednesday
Siting: Irishman and Obviously Iranian Guy sharing a business lunch. Irish guy was SO NOT EATING THE FOOD. Were they just mapping out gun running?
6)
Place: Sunset & Ivar
Time: 9pm on a Sunday
Siting: Burly guy in a yellow tutu and sneakers. No purse.
7)
Place: Beverly Hills at Wilshire
Time: 10:00 am or so on a Saturday two weeks after number 4.
Siting: Real Estate Sign in window of empty Posh Puppy store. Busted for using puppy mill dogs.
Place: Nordstrom’s
Time: Saturday afternoon
Siting: Three beautiful women’s faces engulfed by muslim burquas peering in the Nike display window.
9)
Place: Physical Therapy office
Time: Wednesday, 4:00p.m.
Siting: I meet a physical therapist who not only is the son of a Soviet rocket fuel scientist, but also just happens to be the brother in law of Alien Sex Fiend’s Nick Fiend. How far removed is That?.
10)
Place: Office
Time: Wednesday morning
Siting: General Counsel of Giant International Company I Can’t Disclose on his knees under a desk. Earthquake!
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