My friends are always telling me to meet people through Craigslist. In San Francisco, that really was a great way to bump into interesting people, and it was in Seattle too. But what’s on Craigslist in L.A.?
Here I take it line by scary line for you. These were the “activities” posts for the weekend of 9/17.
franz ferdinand (l.a. greek theatre)
Who’s THAT? ?.
Running Buddy/Trainer needed (West Valley/West LA)
OK, You run, I’ll get in the car and hold up fingers for how fast you’re going.
Need tennis partner (Echo Park/Silverlake.)
Also not me, though I suppose it should be.
*** J-FIT OUTDOOR FITNESS-3 SESSIONS FOR$98*** (SANTA MONICA and adjacent areas)
yes yes yes ok ok You know they said Rome and Sparta at their peaks were obsessed with physical fitness and beauty….
Looking for DISCO music 70s Party (Los Angeles)
I checked on this one. It was an Italian longing for an oldschool Eurotrash party. Surely there must be one?, he asked. Not that I know of. I’d probably go if there were.
SO>…..you’re looking for something to do on a wed. night? (EVERYWHERE)
Wednesday, Ya, right. After a 9 hour day of being badgered by attorneys I wanna go somewhere. I want to stare at a WALL.
R U ISO 420? (So Cal)
See my post, The Animatriarch, at Line 1.
Free fun event for car enthusiast (Hollywood)
Shrug.
Anyone interested in going to the Lake Shrine tomorrow?
This was a person who wanted to go meditating with someone. Ok that makes LOADS of sense. Let’s bring our baggage into the picture while we try to let go of it.
PRIVATE BOXING LESSONS (HOLLYWOOD)
Well I might actually like this, but I’m not exactly Hillary Swank. I’d last maybe, five minutes.
East Coast / NYC GALS (50’s-60’s)friendship/culture group starting (westside area only)
Wellllllllllll. I may be older, but I’m not THAT old.
HOLLYWOOD WHIFFLE BALL Co-Ed Needs Players!!!!! (Hollywood/ L.A.)
This would be fine except it finishes with a beer party. I can see those freckled faces and cutoffs now. Not me.
Le Joshua, DJ’s and cheap drinks… (South Bay)
D.J.’s are just people who wear stupid looking hats, cheap jewelry and play bad music in my experience. Mostly anyway. Cheap drinks….. well do they do Shirley Temples?
Try a Cuddle Party this Friday (Los Angeles)
This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard of. It’s a let’s get physical free-for-all not-really-an-orgy-orgy. Probably spawned by Reality TV, I think this is the sign that Rome is now officially burning. They don’t even want enough commitment to actually screw. You just …. ewwwww, I don’t want to go into it. Smelly.
Tennis weekdays in Santa Monica/Venice
Um ….schedule.
Tery Lockett- If you know him I’m looking for him. (Hollywood Studio City Burbank)
Sorry I don’t.
Tennis in Palm Springs 4.5 and Above (Palm Springs Area)
. . . ….@@…….. . . .
Tennis anyone? (Highland Park)
AGGGGGGHHHHHHHFUCKING TENNIS ALRIGHT ALRIGHT NOOOOOOoooo.
Tori Amos- Last Chance Tonight (LA)
ehhhhhhhh not for 60 bucks.
Weight Loss Support
Ok I’ll get back to this, but it’s not exactly an activity for FUNNNNNN
Looking for Beginner Tennis Partner (Burbank)
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING TENNIS
European Female Need a Non-Flakey Female Friend for Weekend Clubbing (Hollywood)
She’s Russian and much too young.
Seeking nudist sun bathing female singles (West SF Valley -818)
This a preposterous thing to ask I must say. But at least they’re honest. Now where’s my fiddle?
Don’t KNIT in front of the telly! - help Katrina survivors! (Silverlake)
I did, I did. Really. Done deal. Where’s my crocheting?.
Kung Fu / Qigong partner (LAX)
I don’t think they’d take me but I’ll think about it. I could at least make cool sounds afterward and look threatening.
ISO of Trainer (West LA)
Let’s see, I could train you to Sit. SIIiiiiiiit. SIT!!!. BAD JOCK. Sit!!
Singles Event This Thursday…. (Los Angeles)
GAK GAK GAK,,. I can’t even discribe how gakky this one was. No.
Do you speak Italian? (Studio City)
Can’t say as I do.
LA SINGLES SCENE (LOS ANGELES AREA)
GAK. Is that asbestos fumes I smell? Or is it someone making soap with excess liposuctives…..?
Looking for some fun activity partners!
Gay guy HEY, he’s SAFE FOR ME!, Likes to go to movies, YES, theater, YES, museums, YES YES, even Disneyland EH, wants to not lead a dreary corporate life, OH HELL YA, and basically wants some friends WOWEEEEEEEEE ……..Oh SHIT, he’s in Orange County ………..
Girls needed for co-ed league–tomorrow!!! (Glendale)
This means there is a band of sweaty guys waiting like drooling dogs at the other end of the keyboard.
Workout partner - training for rugby (Los Feliz)
Ya, Like I’d survive THAT.
Looking for poker buddies (South bayish-90505)
One word: LOSER. Me, I mean. Can’t possibly. It’s genetic in my family to lose money at poker. Truly. I’d just rather walk in, put money on the table and walk out, it’s less agonizing.
marathon training partner (west la)
Okay, you wear this harness while I get my rollerskates and say MUSH!!! alot.
KROQ inland invasion today ride offered (hyundai pavillion)
Rap event. Not likely.
SINGLES EVENT AT SPIDER CLUB TONIGHT! (Hollywood)
Not single.
Donate your United Miles for Hurricane relief > (Everywhere)
Like I have any.
AS SEEN ON OPRAH - PROSPERITY CAN EASILY BE YOURS
HEY get outta this category! Flag.
FREE Chair Massage…Before or After that activity!! Today! (Culver City)
1) This is in Culver City. Sketch Sketch. 2) They say FREE chair massage by licensed masseuses. 3) Then they say it benefits Katrina victims? …. I don’t have time to figure out why this post doesn’t make sense.
Personal Trainer, Weightlifting/Cardio, Free analysis (WLA/Bev Hills.)
HYyyyaaaah!! Because I vont to looook like AHHHHnold. HYAAh!!
Free Online Dating at It’s Just Coffee
Not dating anymore, thank god.
Cute Guy Seeking Younger Girl for a Week of Camping and Music in Baja
DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER!
♥Join Party Post LA ♥all the parties in Los Angeles!! (Los Angeles)
This is translated as “Paris Hilton Clones Apply Here”
Habla Espanol? Need help with English? Are you from Ecuador? (Venice Beach)
I’m beginning to think I might as well be.
Looking for people to meet a few times a week for Volleyball in Venice (Venice Beach)
I’m too shy for that…. My victorian swimsuit just wouldn’t go over very well.
☻Coed DODGEBALL ☻ TODAY! Fun pick up games ☻ 1:45 to 4:00 (N. Hollywood photo inside)
Hmmmmmm. maybe I’ll make a costume….. ya……
Forget the Dodgeball…. I’ll just make me a costume….. YEAH!!!
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